You know what scares the shit out of me is that last year my best friend looked at a guy and said “Y’all would be a cute couple” and i just looked at her with a face like, Da Fuck, that’ll never happen! And one year later, that’s the guy i’m falling for right now.
HOW THE FUCK DID SHE KNOW
Because i am psychic
That moment when he has just the most amazing smell in the world. Like, it smells like fucking good shit, the kinda shit you don’t want to leave behind.